Ahh, Halloween. It’s the one time of year when a woman can dress like a slore without (much) judgment. And you know the costumes I mean — sexy kitten, sexy fireman, sexy butcher — they’re all cliches! So year after year while these chicks roam the street, for those who may have a bit more creativity (like these girls who made Vanity Fair for dressing up as different movie characters from a single actor), this is what goes through our heads today.
For the girl who wears the cliche thigh high boots
And the one who thought a full face of makeup would work for being a nun
Skimpy Disney characters? Let it go like Frozen
You know it’s too cold out to be wearing that
Sexy cheerleader? I’ve never seen you even jump over a puddle
Ohhh, sexy dinosaur! I get it! Because the prehistoric age was hot.
And sexy polar bear? Paws.
Wow, you and your friends can open up a precinct because there are so many police officers!
That ebola (costume) never looked so good.
All jokes aside, dress how you want for Halloween! So if you choose the holiday to embrace your sexy, it’s perfectly fine. I think!